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omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
He’s a keeper
Omg he risked getting himself in so much shit and let his parents think he ruined their nice white couch with fruit war games JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT HER TO BE EMBARRASSED.
Definitely a keeper.
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I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…
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australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA
THIS ISN’T PIZZA?
of course it is pizza it is the lord of all pizzas
WHY WOULD THERE BE A RING BAKING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIZZA
Lord of the rings guys. Lord of the rings.
(via keepcalmandvamoose)Source: ohfrodos